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I emailed her, probably with something lame like “You seem nice. Never talk about your medical problems on a first date.Pressing down and twisting the child-proof cap, the bottle opened and the contents were soon poured into her hand. But I do remember there was a second date, believe it or not. “You mean, like a strip mall…right…with the nail salons, a tanning place and a Chinese restaurant.” “No, silly! “I’ve never been to one of those places in my life, and I see no reason to start now.” Uh oh. That chick practically attacked me as soon as we left the restaurant. 3) June Carter Cash Or Charge I should have known better, considering the one pic she had attached to her profile was a blurry one.“See, look at this…it has to be at least the size of a pea, right? 2) Not A Strip Mall, Sweetie Not long after the “kidney stone chick”, I met another woman from the same site. I tried to handle things as best as I knew how at the time, but let’s just say she wasn’t a happy camper. And in my heart of hearts, I really did know better. She was dressed in solid black stuff with lots of stainless steel crap and fringes on it, like she was some dust-farting legend from “The Grand Ole’ Opry” or something. Having ordered a small garden salad (after all, who could eat?I don’t care if you’ve known the person for ten years, let alone ten minutes. And it was right then that I discovered that all those slapstick “spit takes” you see on old-school comedy sketches are rooted in factual reality.Between bites of whatever I was eating, she was bragging about how she had chronic kidney stone issues and how tough she was for being able to pass them without even flinching nowadays. It took all I had in reserve not to spew grape juice all over everything. “Yes, well…my ex ran the day-to-day operations and I pretty much handled the books.My inherent sense of chivalry was in fact overwhelmed by utter disgust, without apology.
Arriving home at the advanced hour of , I was greeted once again by a “post date” e-mail. Cash had “charged” me with a series of offenses that clearly roused her deepest sense of hurt and anger. Noticing her glass was empty, I refreshed it for her.
My honest-to-goodness first thought was, “OMG…who replaced the woman with the nice smile in the profile with June Carter Cash! Nice Guy” to turn tail and skip town immediately, so I gathered my intestinal fortitude and approached the table. It was then the waiter came to the table asking me if I wanted another beer. ” I proclaimed, soon apologizing for the brusque tone neither he nor I had anticipated. Finally, leaving, I parted ways with her at the table and wished her well.
There was no way I was going to risk the awkwardness of walking her to her car.
” With a freshly French-manicured thumb and forefinger, she produced the largest unit from an impressive collection of similar objects she was holding. It was the largest kidney stone she had ever passed. She was a Hispanic cutie with perfect skin and a booty that would have made Sir Mix-A-Lot slam on the brakes. I hadn’t learned the part about not taking women to expensive dinners on first dates yet, so there were at one of the nicer sushi joints in San Antonio. When I got home, she had already e-mailed me the buck-naked pics from her “Adult Friendfinder” profile (which was my first introduction to that particular reality). Suspecting this particular date may not go so well, I invited her to dinner (yeah, yeah…hardheaded wasn’t I? I walked into the Chili’s or TGIFridays or whatever it was, and immediately got that nauseous feeling that every single online dater experiences at one point or another. The thickness of her Texas accent was eclipsed only by the thickness of her black eyeliner. ” Suddenly reminded that one must take oneself much less seriously in order to derive the greatest enjoyment out of life, I burst out laughing. ), my focus pretty much turned to saying as little as possible in hopes that she would friggin’ finish eating.
Specifically, the one where you see someone waiting alone at a table over there who vaguely resembles the person you were expecting to meet about as much as a piece of burnt toast resembles the perfectly good slice of bread you threw in the toaster and forgot about. Finally, she excused herself to the ladies room, offering me a blessed reprieve from impending regurgitation. I had already called for the check and ended up excusing myself to go find the waiter and pay it, already.
****************************************************************** Below is just a funny article from Scot Mc Kay telling readers about his four most memorable Online Dating Disasters: Here are the four most memorable ones: 1) Not What The Doctor Prescribed Very shortly after my divorce in 1992, I received a “spam” message in my inbox that I actually responded to.